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Wednesday 3 December 2014

BREAKING UP WITH A BREAKUP


To everyone who has now come to the bitter realisation that relationships and everything we expect of them are evidently … bullshit; this post is for you.
I realise that girls giving girls "relationship advice" is also like the blind leading the blind, we're all great at giving it but useless at following it. This time however I have tried to stick to my own advice and it seems to be working so I thought I'd enlighten you as well.

Friday 14 November 2014

9AM LECTURE SURVIVAL GUIDE



In an ideal world, 9am starts wouldn’t exist but unfortunately for us (especially us lazy students),it’s a constant battle of‘do I get up now and look human or that extra half an hour in bed?
In 1st year, this wasn’t much of a debate. If I happened to accidentally on purpose ignore my 8’o’clock alarm, well? That was just “unfortunate” but this year? Things are most certainly changing, the realisation that I can’t sleep till the cows come home AND look some-what human has hit.
I am not blessed with Mila Kunis looks, I do not wake up looking like I just fell from the heavenly skies above. It takes us girls’ effort to get ready, and effort means time … but bed? Sleep? They’re such luscious, sacred, wonderful things (especially at those dreaded hours of the morning.) Who even has time to look good for 9ams?
Fortunately for you lot, I have tried, tested (and blown half my student loan in the process) some make-up bag must haves that take literally minutes to get you looking gorgeous AND saving on those precious extra minutes in bed.
You can thank me later.