Don't lie - We all do them.
- THE RING
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- SQUATTING - BECAUSE WE'RE TOO LAZY TO MAKE THE RING.
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- SOMETIMES FALLING OVER WHILST SQUATTING ...
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- FILLING THE BOTTOM OF THE TOILET WITH LOO ROLL TO COVER UP THE NOISE OF ANY SPLASHAGE (SOUND PRROF POOP BARRIER)
- THE STAND OFF (SIT OFF) OFTEN REFERRED TO AS THE POOP LOOP.
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- WAITING TILL SOMEONE ELSE FLUSHES AND FORCING YOUR POOP OUT TO DISGUISE ANY PLOPPING
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- SOMEONE TRYING TO GET IN YOUR CUBICLE AND RAMMING IT SHUT LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.
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- GETTING REALLY OFFENDED WHEN THE WHOLE TOILET WAS EMPTY AND SOMEONE WALKS IN
- DISCOVERING THERES NO TOILET ROLL - THEN HAVING TO SIT AND WAIT UNTIL EVERYONE HAS LEFT THE TOILET BECAUSE IT'S BEEN A SUSPICIOUS AMOUNT OF TIME AND NO LONGER ACCEPTABLE FOR YOU TO WALK OUT.
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- BUT WHEN YOU DO WALK OUT YOU WALK OUT WADDLING WITH YOUR PANTS STILL DOWN TO THE NEXT DOOR CUBICLE LIKE...
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- AUTOMATIC FLUSHES GOING OFF BEFORE YOU'RE READY AND NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO ...
- REMEMBERING YOU HAVE NO TOILET ROLL LEFT AT HOME ....
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- SOMEONE ELSE STANK THE CUBICLE UP BUT YOU JUST USED IT AND EVERYONE THINKS IT'S YOU ...
- GETTING YOUR PHONE OUT AND NOW IT'S BEEN TOO LONG AND EVERYONE THINKS YOU'VE DONE A POOP
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- READING THE BACK OF THE DOOR, COMING ACROSS SOMETHING FUNNY, TAKING A PHOTO OF IT OR ADDING TO IT ...
- GETTING PARANOID ABOUT HOW MUCH LOO ROLL YOU TEAR OFF/ROLL OUT WHEN YOU'RE MAKING THE RING/MAKING A SOUND PROOF POOP BARRIER/ETC WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE IN THE TOILET
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- JUDGEING PEOPLE FOR NOT WASHING THEIR HANDS WHEN THEY LEAVE BUT THEN NOT WASHING YOURS EITHER ..
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- WANTING TO KICK SOME KID IN THE FACE WHEN THEY PEEK UNDER THE DOOR
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- NO MATTER HOW LITTLE TOILET ROLL LEFT, TRYING ATLEAST TO MAKE USE OF IT THEN REALISING YOU'RE IN A PREDICAMENT
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- TOILET DOESN'T FLUSH SO YOU HAVE TO AWKWARDLY EXPLAIN TO THE PERSON AFTER YOU
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- GOING TO LEAVE THE TOILET BUT BEFORE YOU DO, GOING TO TAKE A SELFIE OR YOU START POSING IN THE MIRRIR: GET CAUGHT.
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